I’ve been uber uber uber behind in makeup lately so let’s abruptly switch tracks. Here’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day, enjoy π
I’ve been uber uber uber behind in makeup lately so let’s abruptly switch tracks. Here’s the funniest thing I’ve read all day, enjoy π
It was a Twitter hashtag. I was bored. SUE ME.
"My ankle monitor is itchy." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"First date with a human!" #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Promise I won't snort mustard." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"The moon's full tonight? Uh-oh." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Jar-Jar's presence MAKES those films." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"I'm married. TO THE SEA." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"I can smell your pancreas." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"These aren't my real nostrils." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Elizabeth BΓ‘thory is my patronus." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Sorry. I'm allergic to oxygen." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi) December 19, 2014
"Taco Bell? Whoa, too ETHNIC." #WorstDateIn5Words
β John Scalzi (@scalzi)
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