Insultingly Brilliant & Badass Speeches

5 Oct

…that aren’t inspirational in the least.

Because sometimes it’s hard to separate Braveheart and 300 from, well, these puppies.

“You know, of all the lame-ass things you’ve ever said, THAT’S gotta be the lame-assiest.”

That lovely comeback almost rivals one of my favorite things ever:

I took great pains to memorize that a while ago, to great success.

I also memorized that. Call me what you like, but I’m nothing if not thorough.

And geeky.

Moving on!

Oh what’s that doing in there…

That’s not related to…

Um…

Heh. Heh.

~Olive

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